CARLIE'S TOP 10 LIST
OF MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS I SEE PEOPLE DO TO THEMSELVES
10- Big Hair (Mmmmkay...this went out of style a while ago...like decades...so why are people still doing it?)
9- Too much Makeup (So, I saw this lady the other day and her makeup seriously resembled Mimi's in The Drew Carry Show...okay, maybe it wasn't that bad, but close. I am beyond words to explain how people thinks they look good with that much makeup on...it's baffling.)
8- Socks with Sandals (Why? Why? If you are going to wear socks, wear shoes. If you are going to wear sandals, please please I beg you don't wear socks!)
7- Kilts (I saw some guy wearing a kilt in the mall the other day...serious...who does that?)
10- Big Hair (Mmmmkay...this went out of style a while ago...like decades...so why are people still doing it?)
9- Too much Makeup (So, I saw this lady the other day and her makeup seriously resembled Mimi's in The Drew Carry Show...okay, maybe it wasn't that bad, but close. I am beyond words to explain how people thinks they look good with that much makeup on...it's baffling.)
8- Socks with Sandals (Why? Why? If you are going to wear socks, wear shoes. If you are going to wear sandals, please please I beg you don't wear socks!)
7- Kilts (I saw some guy wearing a kilt in the mall the other day...serious...who does that?)
6- Long Nasty Fingernails (Can you say bacteria paradise? Really. How can you do anything with nails that long?)
5- Mullets (I thought it was common knowledge that mullets are nasty...yet people still do this...and to their children...it almost brings me to tears.)
4- Bikinis (at all...but especially while pregnant...Do I want to see your huge bare belly? I don't think so! Sick. Not that I have anything against pregnant ladies...I don't...I just don't want to see their belly.)
3- Tongue Rings (Not only are they gross, but they affect your speech...which is how we communicate with people...which is how we get people to like us...which is how we make friends...are you getting the picture? Plus, it would just be so annoying to have something in your mouth all the time.)
2- Tattoos (Why would you do something to your body that is permanent...which chances are, you will later regret. Tattoos are ugly. They are hard to get rid of. If you want a tattoo that bad why not just get one of those stick on ones for a couple of days and call it good. Needles into the skin...with ink...no good.)
1- Plastic Surgery (Okay. In medical situations I am all for plastic surgery. If I got my face torn apart by some crazy animal...or something...I would want plastic surgery too. But no, I am talking about people like Michael Jackson who already look good...and then try to look better...which sometimes works out, but not all the time, so why take the chance? Look at MJ...plastic surgery gone very very bad...it's not worth it. I repeat. It is not worth it.
A special thanks to Google images for helping me out with this post. :) Stay tuned...I have a feeling this will not be my last top 10 list.
5 comments:
Hahah this post is hilarious! Exceptional pictures, entertaining commentary. = DANK!
So funny. What's extra funny is that I have a friend who wears socks with sandals (just like the picture!) to church and it's really been bothering me, so I really had to laugh at the picture.
This is Luke. Hey! It's been a while! So anyways, you're right! That IS sooooo funny! LOL! Oh, and by the way, I've started posting again. Hope you like it!
So, do you get annoyed that I wear socks with my sandals around the apartment, 'cause that's kind of a different thing. I don't exactly wear them OUTSIDE now, do I? Hopefully, it doesn't bug you too much. :)
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